Here I am in my prime everyone, get a good read and laugh it up. I'm fucking pissed, you all like that, right? Everyone loves to see me pissed off, it's great; point and laugh at me, it's funny. I'm sick and fucking tired of people giving me shit for my temper. I'm also sick and fucking tired of it being falsely referred to as a 'problem': There is nothing wrong with anger, it is a healthy and natural emotion and just as effectively a means to an ends as other emotions. Who's to judge which is better than the other? No man has the right to such judgment, I am who I am and I'm perfectly fine with the way I handle my problems. I feel completely justified in all of my actions, even those that I solve through aggression and anger. Bear in mind it's only a part of me - a part most people unfairly focus on and believe consummates most of my personality - but it's a part I am by no means ashamed of. So fuck off.

Want to know what I've heard enough of? Tyler fucking Longmire's mouth. In case you don't know who he is, he's a dramatic, egotistical, uppity homosexual who feels the need to remind me every time I see his fucking face that I'm an asshole and that Kilroy sucks and is not funny. Listen up, you fuck, I don't give a shit about how important you think you are, but you better get one thing straight; just because you had a thing for me and I never wanted anything to do with you doesn't give you the right to get all cocky when you talk to me or leave me inappropriate IM's and shit. I have every right to get pissed when you say gay shit to me, you fucking got that? And guess what, you can stop pretending your fucking around, because you're not. You're a self-consumed attention-needy fuck who thinks that his over-involvment in school organizations delivers him some kind of social status that gives him the right to be an arrogant supercilious ass. I swear to fucking god, I would deal with you like I would most other men, except that in your 'special case' it would be considered a hate crime. Congratulations, you're sexual preference protects you from assholes like me so you can continue being the absolute bitch-ass douchebag you are without fearing normal social consequences of such actions.

And let me tell you something, if you don't think Kilroy is funny, stop coming to our fucking shows. Actually, you better not come to the next show, cause I'll most likely be doing a stand-up act, and if you're there, I'll have something special just for you, you understand? We're a hard-fucking working group. We spend all of our weekends filming, weeknites rehearsing, meeting two to three times a week, and if you're as dedicated a member as I am, you're involved in mostly all of it. To remind me every time you see me that we suck, and if our next show is going to be funny, cuts me to the fucking bone; it takes nearly all of the tolerance in patience in my being to hold my fist back from destroying your self-righteous smile. And as far as your petty little Alma-Mater contest - that will get 3 entrants if you're lucky - I gauran-fucking-tee you if we enter we will have the best goddamn performance, just like when we won two years ago. I will personally see to it that we obliterate the competition so we, Kilroy, can parade around with the honor of winning an award of such school spirit and throw it in your face. I'll personally bask in the irony of the situation because you live for such a vapid concept as school spirit and I could care less about it - it's like your little security blanket that helps you from delving back into your episodes of depression, it helps you feel like someone, doesn't it? Well, Fuck school spirit, it's worthless and so, still, are you. How does that feel? Not so good, huh? Oh, so sorry, maybe you should consider going back on your medication because your not strong enough to deal with lifes problems on your own. Weakling. And you thought you thought you put me in my place? The possibility that I'd ever be made to think otherwise about myself by a manic-depressant poor excuse for a man like yourself is laughable. I hope you go back to your place so you might relearn the virtues of humility and modesty.

Also, Fuck WPI for ruining my graduation.