So I was walking the other day, as people do sometimes, and on the side of the road I notied a bunch of parked cars, but one was parked facing the wrong direction. For the record, stuff like this pisses me off, especially when I don't see the ticket on their car.

Moving on, as I approached the car, I glared menacingly at it, but when I noticed that it had a sticker that said 'Albania' on it, and it was a wretched, beat-up little hatchback, something inside me said "Well, that's ok then." Immediately after realizing that I unconsiously abated my anger with a form of reason along the lines of "they are foreign so it's ok" I became really angry with myself. That is a terrible excuse for being a moron.

Anyway, I might include that in my stand-up bit, which is actually coming along very nicely. For a hint, it involved condoms, peeing in sinks, and really heavy vaginas. It sounds really crude off the bat, but the material involved I think is rather quite well-crafted ... except for the condoms bit, that's just right-out directly vulgar and obvious humor. But oh well, they annoy me. Their evolution (aka, product innovation) needs to stop.

In other news, I honestly want to organize a protest against this constrution that is going to ruin my graduation ceremony. I feel like WPI made a really underhanded and unethical move when they decided to start construction right before this years graduation. I believe they could easily have started it right afterwards and have finished enough before the next graduation so there wouldn't be a huge "pile of hate" (Lazzaro) covered in a blue tarp in the background of my graduation picture as I hold my diploma. I even had radical thoughts of rioting after I accept my diploma, kicking down the fence, and playing King of the Hill with everyone who came up to stop me - oh wait, Segways can't climb dirt mounds. I think a nice way to thank WPI would be to find out when our super-awesome class gift - an aerial photo of the campus, hot damn - will be taken, and assemble a group of people on the field in the likeness of a giant middle-finger or penis or aborted fetus or something. I really have tons of animosity towards my alma mater right now.

All in all, I am pretty serious about this, and if you are too, let me know. The protest can be peaceful, as it should, but I just want WPI to understand that what they are doing is not in the students best interest, no matter how much cock/dollar waving some alumnis does to get a building with his name on it.

Lastly, in other new, by some crazy twist of fate, I got the job at GE in the Information Management Leadership Program development course. I almost can't believe this, getting a job at GE is like, probably the crowning achievement of a job well-done for someone who has put so much effort and dedication into their academic life as I have. On one hand, I'm extremely eager to accept, the pay is phenomenal, the job offers opportunity unmatched by any other corporate organization, and I get to travel! But on the other hand, I am going to be in an extremely competitive and professional environment, surrounded by the best-of-the-best. I wonder how I'll cope or even adapt if possible. I've heard about people who work for GE ... for like 70 hours a week. Is this a tradeoff? My social life for my worklife? To make it in this company am I going to have to sacrifice more than what is worth for taking the job just to get ahead? General Electric, the company of companies; but is it for me?