I got a haircut the other day. Oddly enough, I brought a picture of how I wanted my hair to look, even though I thought I would be getting the same lady. Even if I did, it wouldn't matter, hair stylists never get it right. But anyway, I got some different lady, so I thought my having a picture would really help the situation. It didn't, however. Hair stylists are dumb bitches, through and through. They all talk like they are in high school and reek of smoke. I swear, the cunt wasn't even looking at me half the time she was cutting my hair, not to mention with the special thinnin shears, which basically means it hurts more because it tugs at your scalp.

What I hate more is how they try to style your hair afterwards. The only thing that disgusts me more than their attempt at styling my hair by putting it into a poofy bush of spikes, was her fat, stretch-marked gut falling out of pants designed for someone 3 generations younger and 10 sizes smaller. If I threw a match at her hair she would have exploded.

Anyway, here is the picture I gave her:


Wow, look at that happy face and clean haircut. So handsome and stylish.

I said to pretty much do this, but with the top slightly shorter, since my hair grows fast.

Later when she was cutting my hair, she was like, "Ok, now to show your ears ... " and I said "Actually, in the picture, the hair is long enough on the sides so my ears aren't completely shown" so she takes a look at it and says "Well! Good thing you have the picture!". So what she actually did was trim the hair short on the sides, but just let it hang over my ears a bit ... she claimed that I said I wanted it shorts all around, and not just on top. Choke on conditioner you vacuous whore.

So here I am after my haircut:


Wow, look at the difference! Amazingly wrong! Is that the face of a satisfied customer? No, nor is the finger!

My only consolation is that my hair grows extremely fast. In about two weeks it will be very close to the picture. But that doesn not absolve hair stylists from being incompetent, talentless dick-bags.


Also, in case anyone was interested, that last post was thanks to spam. You see, when I get spam emails and view them in webmail, which does not show pictures and all that fancy crap they like to show, it shows a randomly construed garble of text like that. I suppose it's some kind of methods used that utilizies 'safe' words, so the spam doesn't get blocked. So, I decided to save the ones I liked so I would eventually have several, and make them a post. My favorite is the last one. XFL Come On!